The Heartbreaker's Handbook

ROBOTS movie announced

2009-08-28T12:20:00.000-07:00

http://robotsthatrunonblood.com

Dustin is a Good Hang...lol

2009-08-18T18:15:00.001-07:00

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=good%20hang&defid=3172607

ROBOT ATTACKS FACTORY WORKER

2009-08-12T13:53:00.001-07:00

http://www.thelocal.se/19120.html

FUEL CELL RUNS ON BLOOD

2009-08-12T13:51:00.000-07:00

http://www.engadget.com/2005/05/14/biological-fuel-cell-runs-on-blood/

ROBOTS THAT RUN ON BLOOD excerpt

2009-06-11T16:35:00.000-07:00

nevermind the fact that she had never been with one of these things before. “Is it just like normal sex?” she asked. “My penis is functional...though a bit..unnatural.” the robot smiled. Latex skin pulled across a metal frame. She saw it for the trick it was. “Okay,” she said, reaching beneath her skirt to pull of her panties. “I like to be fucked hard.” “I can do that,” It said. She pulled her panties off and the crotch was wet with her... “Do you get turned on?” she asked the robot. “Is there such thing as...horniness.”The robot leaned in close. “I desire what you desire.” She could hear the faint whizzing of gears, dampened by soundproof material. His hand touched her. It's face a reasonable facsimile of a hunman male's. He looked like Jude Law...but more perfect. A symmetry dogged him. It was almost too perfect. “How much do I have to give?” she asked. “A pint,” he said. “more if you feel like it.” She stared at the ground. The carpet of the cheap hotel they were in. “I dunno,” she said.“For the fucking of a lifetime,” he said. “that is all....a mere pint of blood.” She touched his face. Cold skin. He could be real. She could pretend he was real. She leaned close and kissed him. The gears whizzing. Like kissing a damned Furby she thought ans then laughed. “If it helps,” he offered. “You can think of me as an extended dildo.” She pushed his face away. She frowned. “Real dudes are more fun. At least they have a smell” she said and then moved to pick up her panties. “I've changed my mind.” His eyes looked at her...the cameras that served as his eyes...no emotion...no pain....nothing to him....or it. “I can be anywhere from 6 to 11 inches,” it said. ”....surely you have desires?"She grinned. “I do...but this is....wierd.” “And you are weird to me.” It did not move. It remained still. Too still. “You have desires...to be fucked...to have something rammed into your vagina for a session. That is weird.” She scoffed. “Whatever, dude.” She stood up. “My friend said getting fucked by you dudes was awesome.” “And the inverse is true.” He said. “I can have a vagina if necessary>” “I ain't no carpet muncher,” she said. “Do you have hair down there?” “Would you like to see it?” he asked. “The mechanism?”

Straight Man, Gay Sex

2009-04-17T16:28:00.000-07:00

Nearly one in 10 men who say they're straight have sex only with other men, a New York City survey finds.

How to get over your ex

2009-04-15T17:32:00.000-07:00

Askmen.com

11- Sleep with another girl

Nothing reminds you that you are a man quite like having a new woman in your bed. So take solace in the arms of another. Call it a rebound if you wish. Plenty of heartbroken guys go this route and for a very good reason -- it makes you feel better, even if it's only temporary. So go out there and feel better about yourself!

Bonus: Seduce somebody she's jealous of

Remember the hair stylist or the hot barmaid your ex scolded you for looking at? Well, now's your chance to make a move that will pay off in more ways than just sex. Just think, if your ex finds out you've been fishing in familiar waters, it will drive her to the point of hysteria. This can be quite gratifying.

Magic Spells With Menstrual Blood Or Semen

2009-04-07T10:31:00.000-07:00

Magic Spells

Wikipedia Info Dump

2009-04-06T10:53:00.000-07:00